imagine banana with any other vowel
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while.
the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships
i really want to buy one of those supermarket conveyor belt divider things that you separate groceries with but the lady behind the counter just keeps putting it back,
i was thinking to myself like maaan the brain is pretty amazing and then i realised it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky asshole.